It's Electrifying!

Happy National Static Electricity Day Everyone!

I'll have you know, I could have been lame about today's holiday and simply re-vamped the sock monster post , but after putting my amazing, albeit often Willy Wonka style crazy folk logic to use, I decided that if you were a note passed to me in grade school asking me if I liked you and to check "yes" or "no", I'd check yes. 

But just so we're clear, I don't "like like" you.  

Sorry. 

I just like you.

I mean, it's not you, it's me.  

The whole marriage thing ya know?

But I mean, I'm sure you're wonderful.

And you obviously have good taste if you're still reading...

 

Uh-hmm, sooooooooooo...

As I was saying, you don't want to disappoint the folks that ya like, so... TA-DA!: a brand-spakin' new post!

Static electricity.

Hmm...

Well, I expereince static electricity on a daily basis.  I've been shocked pretty intensely too.  I know that sounds dumb, but it's true.  Practically each time I get out of the car and go to shut the door

ZAP!

But now I have a system.

Yep, now when I get out, I just use my foot to shut the door.  

I know -  I . am . a . Gen-ius!

Take that extra electrons!  Not gonna get me today suckahs!

Oy.  Maybe I should have stuck with the sock monster re-post idea.

BUT,  I actually do have some pretty EXCITE-ing news for you today!

I've decided to expand my "Party in Your Mouth" brand a wee bit.

That being said, I would like you to have the first official sneak peak.

Just in time for Valentines Day... Introducing

Anywhoozys by Toozy

Anywhoozys are my new line of dough keepsake ornaments - perfect for anyone for any occasion. 

Always customizable and 100% handmade. :)

Have an Electric Monday Everyone!

and watch out for that static electricity as you're getting out of the car ;)